Portland was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground.
It explains a great deal, you have to admit. 
This is an image I created in Photoshop years ago when I was much better at Photoshop. I see it pop up on the web every now and then and that pleases me.
But if you ever see it; that was me that did it. Yeah, you'll have to take my word for it. But I tell you the truth.
